The first is a fun sign that one of the gals put up above the laminating machine at my library branch. It's got a photo of some sexy young actor (I'd guess the name, but would probably mix it up with somebody else's). The caption reads, "Hey girl. I like the way you laminate things." Reading it outloud makes it funnier. Hey, you had to be there.
Sign #2 is in our break area--perhaps you've seen it online--and has a dog sitting in front of a pizza, who says, "Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth."
Coming up in a few days: my latest Disorderly Top Ten. Until then, rock on. Fight the foo.