Overnight DJ: "That's about the fakest applause you could ever have."
Or, a doctor on an infomercial using the word "panoply." I knew this word from the context in which it was used, but looked up the definition: "any complete or magnificent covering or array."
As you probably know, panoply is a three syllable word, with the accent on the first syllable. But this "doctor" used four syllables--he made it sound like "monopoly."