So I'm working in one aisle and a young woman is in the next one, telling someone on her cell phone that her back is killing her and asking if they have aspirin. She answers, "yeah, that's great; whatever you have, I'll take 'em."
I tell you no lie: After her phone call, she asked me if I could help her find some books about getting off drugs. Glad I don't know who will be reading them.